Types Of Players

This is a public joke page.

To add types of players to this blog, type them in the comments, and I will eventually add them as long as they obey the rules.

Rules:

• Nothing racist or offensive
• Don't post "Noob" or "Pro". Make it funny if you can.
  • Tip: Don't just document players.
• Nor swear words or any kind of profanity.
• Don't rage post.

• Don't passively self insert. (i.e. Do not make a type based directly off of yourself or friends. There needs to be more than one person who acts like this.)
  • That being said, do not self insert directly either.
• Nothing Intentionally Edgy.
• Don't start arguments over a type. Get rid of an argument if one happens.
• Your posts are subject to removal or change.
• If you want to delete a type of player, don't just highlight it and press backspace. Highlight and cut it, then paste it in the List Of The Removed with the reason for it's removal. It helps us know whether if it was removed for an actual reason or if it was a mistake or an accident.
• Any turdposts in the main player list will be moved to Turdpost Central. Failure to put turdposts here will grant you 1 of 2 possible punishments: You will either be killed instantly or you will lose your taco privileges for 1 week, whichever seems crueler (I would go with instant death, if I were you.)

And so it begins...

The 5$ Computer

• They use Scintillating Plasma and get 100+ ping.
• They use Rocks Avalanche and then the next thing you know, you're hit by Glaze Wail.
• They probably go "LAG" or "THE LAG-"
• Really annoying to fight.
• This is an example on how I want player types to look like.

The Toxic Kid

• Probably uses Illusion 1 + Space 2 + Light 3.
• Dances or punches over your dead body.
• Spams "EZ" in the chat when they killed you with cancer.
• Throws random insults if you try to fight back.
• Makes excuses for their deaths.
• Leaves the game if you destroy them.

The Hunter

• Pursues a single player until they die.
• Has major experience in the game.
• Uses Ace up the Sleeve or any stun moves to catch the player.
• Prey is 85% of the time screwed once they get stunned.
• Fighting back against the hunter and killing them results to you being on their top players to hunt down.

The Tester

• Usually found in Standard map.
• Asks players to either go to mountain or 1v1 area to tests combos.
• May ask to 1v1 after they finish testing.
• Usually kind and allows you to test your combo on them if you want to.

The Tech Spammer

• Uses Vortex Bomb.
• High chance of using Orbital Strike.
• Can't aim.
• Gets toxic if you call them a cancer user.

The Ult Spammer

• Will use Hell's Core in the temple non-stop.
• Will turn invisible and use an ultimate in the middle of a fight.
• Uses Time ult and screams "ZA WARUDO"
• Doesn't start a fight with ANYTHING but an ult. (What's wrong with that?)
• - Lol imagine using this to kill that one pro who killed you with cancer - (DEFINITELY WILL)
• Annoying if they do it in other people's 1v1s.
• HATES Wind mains.

The Runner

• Needs to use Wind Ascend in the temple in order to get out.
• Either has Chronostasis or Light Emission to escape whenever they get attacked.
• Snipes from the mountain.
• V I B E R

The Glitch Abuser

• Uses glitches to their advantage.
• Confuses Beginners a lot.
• Sometimes confused with exploiters.

The P2W Beginner

• Subcategory of a beginner.
• Uses superior elements, generally considered cancer.
• Fulfills requirements 2 and 3 of ToD.
• Has all gamepasses.
• Keeps aura on to flex.
• Just your common rage gamer.
• Is Ninja level of toxic.
• Probably plays Fortnite more than Roblox.

The Teamer

• Usually in light and standard.
• If you provoke them, they hound up on you constantly.
• At least not usually as toxic as Soulshatters teamers.

The Safezone Abuser

• Most likely a toxic player.
• When damaged sufficiently (200-300 HP), they run into a safezone.
• Hated by all the tryhards.

The Hacker

• Uses exploits.
• TPs around the map.
• Usually beginner level.
• "ExPlOiTeR!!1!!11"
• Entire server attempts to attack them, but fails.

The Youtuber

• "Before we begin this video I'd like to tell you that this video was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
• Showcases elements.
• Are fairly good at the game.
• Sometimes has simp armies.

The Simp

• Usually same skill as a hacker.
• Follows one person and doesn't attack the, even if they regret it.
• Combos everyone who gets close to or attacks their "love"
• "DoNt ToUcH tHe ChIlD!!!!!1!11!1!1!"
• Watches gamer girls a bit too much.
• Usually likes female avatars.

The Common Camper

• Usually hides at the edge of the leaderboard safe zone.
• Occasionally leaves to use the Crystal healing spell or use cancer combos.
• Rages when caught out by Illusive Atake or Black Hole Orb.
• Will NEVER leave the safe zone, no matter how hard you try, and will make your head explode.

The Full Fire User

• Probably spams the Fire 3, 2, 1 combo.
• Nukes groups and other people's battles with Hell's Core.
• Always has Flame Body on.
• Rides the fireball to get around the map quickly.
• Thinks they are skilled just because they use the same combo over and over and over again.
• Most likely a beginner level who is too used to Fire to use anything else.

The Full Water User

• Literally every Fire main's biggest nightmare.
• Runs away with Water 4, but then uses Water ult.
• Pulls you out of a safe zone with Water 3.
• Hides until you're in range, then spams Water 1, 2 and 4.
• Shoots your fireball out of the sky while you're riding it, then acts like a 6 year old and calls you a cheater.

The Constant Complaints

• Asks you to "stop"
• Tells you that you cannot do something (e.g camp drop zone)
• Asks others for help to kill you.
• Every exploiter's annoyance.
• Has a breakdown when you make fun of their complaints.

The Kill Stealer

• ALWAYS uses Ash Pulse.
• Uses AoE ults (Sword Dance, Void Opening)
• Panics during a close combat battle (Has a stroke if the enemy uses Virtual Zone)
• Probably uses Water Stream to dip.
• Gets rekt and bullied for ETERNITY by the person they stole a kill from.

The Chaos Troll

• Uses Disorder Ignition and runs away.
• Makes you fall straight into the volcano by jumping in and switching places with you.
• Also teleports you to minilovania by using the same method.
• Fails most of the time due to getting chased afterwards.

List Of The Removed

The Pro

• Doesn't use cancer, except to meme people.
• Usually not very toxic.
• Usually leave you alone, unless provoked.
• Generally above 5k kills.
• Might team with friends.

Removed for: Bruh did you even read rule 2?

The Noob

• Usually only has some basic elements.
• Try to aim, but mostly fails.
• Uses ults.
• Usually below 700 kills and level 50.

Removed for: I said did you even read rule 2?

The Insta-Kill combo user

• Uses combos that kill you instantly, and you can not avoid it.
• Ex) Black Hole Orb, Amoritic Lambent, Spiky Shield, Consecutive Fire bullets
• Ex) Bloodcurdling Blast, Scorching Blast, Temporal Tap

Removed for: Ragepost. Also showing examples of combos, keep those to yourself.

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